relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
Pharrell loves spongebob so much he had his own SpongeBob-themed birthday party
Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.
Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better
too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds
'dude i love video games'
'except for nintendo hahaha that's for kids'
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying holiday?